Available commands are:
Blessed be St. Create, progenitor of good code, expeller of bad.
bless (.*)$: Have create thank somebody on your behalf.
(requires mention)
bless$: Consecrate the occasion.
Join/leave channels.
^join (#[a-zA-Z0-9\-_#]+)$: Join a new channel.
(requires mention)
^leave$: Leave the current channel.
(requires mention)
Show information about OCF users.
^check (.+)$: Print information about an OCF user.
(requires mention)
^checkacct (.+)$: Print matching OCF usernames.
(requires mention)
Make references to XKCD easier
(?:xkcd#|xkcd.com/)([0-9]+): Show XKCD comic details.
Approve accounts.
^list$: List accounts pending approval.
(requires mention)
^reject (.+)$: Reject a pending account.
(requires mention)
(only privileged opers)
^approve (.+)$: Approve a pending account.
(requires mention)
(only privileged opers)
Show information about internal and external hosts.
^(?:what (?:isn't it|is it not)\?*|(?:dns )?haiku)$: https://i.imgur.com/eAwdKEC.png
(requires mention)
^host (\S+)$: Print information about an internal or external hostname.
(requires mention)
Search (or reverse search) for emojis.
^remoji (.+)$: Show names for emojis.
(requires mention)
^emoji (.+)$: Search for emojis by name.
(requires mention)
A really long winded way of writing return 'yes'
^is texas frozen(\?)?$:
(requires mention)
^is california on fire(\?)?$:
(requires mention)
The Upside Down.
(?:flip|sorry|ban) (.+)$: uʍop ǝpısdn ʇxǝʇ dıןɟ
(requires mention)
Outsource all your decision making to create.
^!8ball( |$): Accurately predict the future using a magic 8-ball.
roll (\d+)d(\d+): Roll some dice (e.g. "roll 5d6").
(requires mention)
^!flip$: Provide an authoritative opinion on whether to approve something.
^!choice (.+)$: Make your important life choices, separated with ';', with create.
(e.g. !choice study for cs61a; don't study for cs61a)
Print information about GitHub links.
https?://github.com/([^/]+)/([^/]+)/issues/([0-9]+)/?\b: Show GitHub project issue information.
https?://github.com/([^/]+)/([^/]+?)/?(?:[ #]|$): Show GitHub project information.
https?://github.com/([^/]+)/([^/]+)/pull/([0-9]+)/?\b: Show GitHub project pull request information.
Let me Google that for you.
!g (.+)$: Search Google.
!yt (.+)$: Search YouTube
Print group account usernames from domain names and vice versa.
group (.*)$:
(requires mention)
domain (.*)$:
(requires mention)
Provide help information.
^help$: Provide a link to this help page.
(requires mention)
^macros?$: Provide a link to the list of macros.
(requires mention)
Give automated insight on new technology
^!insight (.+): Modern AI based technology insight.
Print useless "motivational" quotes.
^!inspire ?(.*)$: Print a quote, optionally filtering.
Kanboard is the hottest new thing
(?:k#)([0-9]+): Show the Kanboard task and don't break the webserver ;)
Get information about the lab.
(who is|who's) in the lab: Report on who is currently in the lab.
(requires mention)
is ([a-z]+) in the lab: Check if a staffer is in the lab.
(requires mention)
(?i)w+i+t+l+: Report on who is currently in the lab.
Provide OCF image macros, inspired by Phabricator Macros
^#m delete (\w+)$: Delete a macro.
^#m rename (\w+) (\w+)$: Rename a macro.
^#m (?:replace|update) (\w+) (.+)$: Replace the target of a macro slug.
#m (\w+): Return a macro by slug.
^#m add (\w+) (.+)$: Add a new macro.
You're a wizard, Harry.
^magic ?(.*)$: (ノﾟοﾟ)ノﾐ★゜・。。・゜
(requires mention)
\bmystery\b|\bwhy (do(es)?n't .+ work|(is|are)n't .+ working)\b|\bhow do(es)? .+ work\b: ~it is a mystery~
Ping multiple users at once in notification groups.
^!notify addowners? ([^ ]+) (.+)$: Add owner(s) to a notification group.
^!notify list$: List all notification groups.
!!([^ ]+): Notify all targets (owners and members) in the tagged notificaton group.
^!notify addme ([^ ]+)$: Add yourself to a notification group as a member.
^!notify showdumb ([^ ]+)$: Show the notification group, but don't expand subgroups.
^!notify show ([^ ]+)$: Show owners and members of the notification group.
^!notify (?:remove|delete) ([^ ]+) (.+)$: Remove targets from a notification group, for both owners and members.
^!notify add : Use create, addmembers, or addowners instead.
^!notify create ([^ ]+)$: Create a new notification group.
^!notify addmembers? ([^ ]+) (.+)$: Add member(s) to a notification group.
^!notify (?:remove|delete)me ([^ ]+)$: Remove yourself from a notification group.
^!notify clear ([^ ]+)$: Reset a notification group, clearing all members.
^!notify delete ([^ ]+)$: Delete a notifcation group.
Check your connection.
^p+i+n+g+$: Respond to a ping.
(requires mention)
Pipe the output of a command to the input of the next command.
^!pipe (.*)$: Pipe the output of a command to the input of the next command.
Provide historical OCF quotes.
^!quote$: Show a random quote, optionally filtered by a search term.
^!quote show (.+)$: Show quote(s) by ID.
^!quote add (.+)$: Add a new quote.
^!quote delete (.+)$: Delete a quote.
^!quote rand ?(.*)$: Show a random quote, optionally filtered by a search term.
Replace text.
(?:^| )s([!@"#$%&\'*./:;=?\\^_`|~])(.+?)\1(.*?)(?:\1g?.*)?$: Regex-replace some text.
Print RT ticket information.
(?:rt#|ocf.io/rt/)([0-9]+): Show RT ticket details.
Reverse the sentence.
^!reverse(?: (.*))?: Reverse the sentence.
Scramble the words in your sentence in a readable way.
^!scramble(?: (.*))?: Srclabme the wdros in yuor senncete in a raadeble way.
Your code is probably not ready for production.
s+h+(i+)p+\s*i+t+: shipit anyway!
Control ocfweb shorturls through ircbot.
^!shorturl rename ([^ ]+) ([^ ]+)$: Rename a shorturl.
(only oper)
^!shorturl get (.+)$: Return a shorturl by slug.
^!shorturl (?:replace|update) ([^ ]+) (.+)$: Replace the target of a shorturl slug.
(only oper)
^!shorturl delete ([^ ]+)$: Delete a shorturl.
(only oper)
^!shorturl add ([^ ]+) (.+)$: Add a new shorturl.
(only oper)
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
s+h+r+(u+)g+: Shhhrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuugggg.
Print information about Stack Exchange links.
https?://([^/]+)/a/([0-9]+)(?:/|$): Provide information about a Stack Exchange answer (or really just the question).
https?://([^/]+)/q(?:uestions)?/([0-9]+)(?:/|$): Provide information about a Stack Exchange question.
Really? it's {current_year}.
^!still (.+): required docstrings on obvious functions, in 2019 - LOLW
Everything is awful.
^!sux (.+): Have create complain for you.
Show your appreciation.
thanks,? create: Thank create for being a helpful robot.
^thanks: Thank create for being a helpful robot.
(requires mention)
^thank (.*)$: Have create thank somebody on your behalf.
(requires mention)
Everything is broken.
^why (doesn't anything work|isn't anything working)$: https://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~daradib/dl/ocf/publicity/signs/theory-practice.odt
(requires mention)
Automatically maintain the topic.
^newday$: Bump the topic, as if it's a new day (mostly for testing).
(requires mention)
(only oper)
Is create turing complete?
^turing regen(?:erate)?$: Set models equal to final_model global variable.
(requires mention)
^!t$: Return the best quote ever.
^turing$: Return the best quote ever.
(requires mention)
Post the contents of tweets.
https?://(?:mobile\.|www\.|m\.)?twitter\.com/[^/]+/status/([0-9]+): Show the user and content of a linked tweet.
Show the weather.
^(?:weather|hot|cold)\s*(-c)?\s?(.*)$: Show weather for a location (defaults to Berkeley).
Add the -c flag for celsius output.
(requires mention)
Provide accurate definitions of people and terms.
^know that (.+?) (is|are) (.+)$: Create or update a definition.
(requires mention)
^(what|who) (is|are) (.+)$: Print out the current definition.
(requires mention)
Convert characters into full-width text characters.
^!(?:thiccen|extrathicc)(?:$| )(.*)?: 乇乂丅尺卂 丅卄工匚匚 丅乇乂丅
^!w(?:$| )(.*)?: ｗｉｄｅｎ ｔｅｘｔ
^!w2(?:$| )(.*)?: ｗ ｉ ｄ ｅ ｎ ｔ ｅ ｘ ｔ ｍ ｏ ｒ ｅ
^!w3(?:$| )(.*)?: ｓ ｕ ｐ ｅ ｒ ｗ ｉ ｄ ｅ ｔ ｅ ｘ ｔ